Hi! And welcome to Web Site No 11.It’s the site where you can access our leader direct, feel yourself close to him. And you know, for many of us, that is very important. Susie Orbach, who has been such a help to Princess Di and other people in distress, made a very important point last week. She said that for 18 long years we had all been depressed and now its all over. There is visible joy, bursting out everywhere. She said that many of us though, still nurse feelings of anger and hurt about the " sometimes vicious" policies of the Tories.

A lotta, lotta people were hurting inside because the Chancellor rather than the Governor of the Bank, did not control interest rates. At the same time, others were feeling so personally bruised by the absence of an independent City regulator that they were developing severe eating disorders, such as bulimia. Others were deeply hurt by the fact that Formula One Racing Driving was sponsored by the Evil Tobacco Companies.

That’s why Our leader solved all those different people’s hurt at a stroke. And with Susie and Di’s help ( great idea girls), Our Leader is going to get rid of many other really bad things, like landmines in Cambodia. Our Leader thinks these things are very bad, and he has lost no time in condemning them.

So you should be feeling better already. Some of you have accessed Web Site N0 11 to say how much help you’ve got for your hurt, just by repeating the sayings of Our Leader. You will all remember the famous ones: Tough on Crime.. Don’t mess with Britain..The Lady’s not for turning...For a fuller list check your SAYINGS Icon. Try these for size " Come with me all that travail and are heavy laden and Our Leader will give you rest" "Zen he Say-The sound of one Billionaire Clapping Very Loudly".

On Day Six of the New Dawn, Our Leader said " WE are not the masters. The people are the masters", that is why so many very ordinary people thrill to the Leader’s voice and touch. That very day he appointed a very ordinary millionaire, Sir David Simon, to Trade. ..The people are the masters, but they don’t have the know how of the chairman of BP>

Since then other very ordinary people have followed Susie Orbach. Princess Di, and David Simon. Richard Branson liked the tough business ideas of Our r Leader. Lady Thatcher can do business with him. The newspaper magnate Lord Rothmere, when he’d had the opportunity to meet Our Leader and hear his news about Zen Bhuddism and Offshore Securities realized that he was a vibrant new Leader for our times. He wrote " Margaret Thatcher’s achievements are the elements that spawned New labour".

But, you know, Our Leader doesn’t just want to be in charge of the New Party. He’s not even content to be Absolute master in Modern Britain. He wants to forge a new Europe. Those of you who’ve clicked into his Favourite Guitar Tunes will have learnt to sing along to some of his favourites., like, Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love you Tomorrow. Remember we are preparing for Another Thousand years with Our Leader at the helm.

This week, as one major European statesman put it, a mist lifted a little on the Channel. In a little seaside town in Holland, called Noordwijk, the European leaders began to feel the magic stealing over them. Modern Britain doesn’t just want part of the action in New Europe. It wants to be a major player.

As in Ireland, there’ll be some tough talking in Amsterdam next month. Our Leader will accede to his colleagues in the Community ( and Community is very much one of his words ) many of the minor points in their agenda : the abolition of Sterling, for instance. But in the Big Ideas Stakes, Helmut, Jacques and our other friends recognise that they too have found a New leader. They will have to agree to " a radical shift in Europe’s horizons".

Already, they’ve got that glowing feeling. Lord Rothmere’s " Hurray for the new party" will echo from Athens to Aberdeen, from Copenhagen to Palermo. The ice is melting. This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. He’s got the whole world in his hands.

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